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Turn Your Group Chat Into a Roast

Upload your WhatsApp export. Get a savage, hilarious landing page with a custom AI-generated song about your friends. It's brutal. They'll love it.

$12.99 · One-time · No account needed

How It Works

Export Your Chat

Open WhatsApp → Group Info → Export Chat → Without Media. Takes 10 seconds.

Pay & Upload

$12.99. No account. No subscription. Upload your .txt or .zip file and we handle the rest.

Get Your Roast

In ~5 minutes, get a password-protected page with personalized roasts, stats, and a custom song.

What You Get

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Personalized Roasts

Every member gets roasted based on what they actually said. No generic burns — AI reads the whole chat.

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Custom Song

An original AI-generated song about your group. Yes, it references the inside jokes. Yes, it slaps.

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Unhinged Stats

Who talks the most? Who sends at 3am? Who uses the most emojis? The data doesn't lie.

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Awards & Superlatives

Most Dramatic, Group Therapist, Serial Ghoster — everyone gets a title they deserve.

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Hall of Fame Quotes

The messages that should never be forgotten. Immortalized on your roast page forever.

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One Free Re-Roll

Don't love the style? Get a fresh take — different concept, different song. On the house.

🔒 Your Chat Stays Private

✓AI-only processing — No human ever reads your messages. Ever.
✓Auto-deleted — Your chat file is permanently deleted within minutes of processing.
✓Password protected — Your roast page is locked. You control who sees it.
✓No accounts — We don't store your email, name, or anything besides the generated page.
✓Delete anytime — Your roast page has a delete button. One click and it's gone forever.

Questions

What format do I need to export?

WhatsApp → open the group → tap the group name → Export Chat → Without Media. You'll get a .txt or .zip file. Upload that.

How long does it take?

Usually 3-5 minutes. Larger chats (years of history) might take a bit longer. You'll get a link as soon as it's ready.

Is it actually funny?

It reads your entire chat history. Every embarrassing quote, every 3am rant, every time someone overshared. The AI doesn't hold back. (But it's not mean-spirited — think roast, not bully.)

What if I don't like it?

Every purchase comes with one free re-roll — a completely fresh take with a different creative concept and song. If you want more edits after that, they're $4.99 each.

Can my group members see who uploaded the chat?

Nope. We don't attribute the upload to anyone. You're the anonymous puppet master.

Do you support other platforms?

WhatsApp for now. Telegram, Discord, and iMessage support is coming soon.